Pressed Rat and Warthog

                                 Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop
                                 They didn't want to, it was all they had got
                                 Selling atonal apples, amplified heat
                                 And Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet

                                 Sadly they left, telling no one goodbye

                                 Pressed Rat wore red jodhpurs, Warthog a striped tie

                                 Between them they carried a three-legged sack

                                 Went straight round the corner and never came back

©  Ginger Baker