I'm bored

I'm the chairman of the bored

I'm a lengthy monologue
I'm livin' like a dog

I'm bored

I bore myself to sleep at night
I bore myself in broad daylight
'cause I'm bored
just another slimy bore

I'm free to bore my well-bought friends
and spend my cash until the end
'cause I'm bored
I'm bored

I'm the chairman of the BORED

       ©  James Osterberg